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jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:43:31 -0300

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

meladoodle: blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood?...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:42:26 -0300

meladoodle:

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

bopx: glsases: chuckle-w0rthy: i hope the shower isn’t too...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:58 -0300

bopx:

glsases:

chuckle-w0rthy:

i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.

this is my favourite picture on the internet

I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.

IMPORTANT

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:35:03 -0300

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.

SIGNAL BOOST

failnation: So my mate got hold of my desktop

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:25:31 -0300

failnation:

So my mate got hold of my desktop

knottedodyssey: laughingsquid: Teenage Girl Nonchalantly Plays...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:25:17 -0300

knottedodyssey:

laughingsquid:

Teenage Girl Nonchalantly Plays Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’ Guitar Solo

this is good.

suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:22:59 -0300

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:22:50 -0300

defence-stat: silcoon: metapod: cascoon: harden harden harden I am so high right now

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:20:36 -0300

defence-stat:

silcoon:

metapod:

cascoon:

*harden*

*harden*

*harden*

I am so high right now

pokemonfourever: Eevee Sketch…? by ~Delano-Laramie

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:28 -0300

pokemonfourever:

Eevee Sketch…? by ~Delano-Laramie

01335: the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:16:30 -0300

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:50 -0300

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

mizushimo: stellarstatelogic: Chromatic Lion. I’m sure now all...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:44 -0300

mizushimo:

stellarstatelogic:

Chromatic Lion.

I’m sure now all Nepeta fans are going to go after my head with torches and hay forks.

This is BEAUTIFUL!

wawanakwa: kurlozmaryam: mutisija: homestuck: character dies but its not still dead dead...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:24 -0300

wawanakwa:

kurlozmaryam:

mutisija:

homestuck:

character dies but its not still dead

dead characters dies

hundreds of dead characters dies at the same time

same character dies multiple time and they r still alive

all characters dies millions times because all these doomed timelines

dead characters comes back to life

but there’s this clown and he never fucking dies not even once

fuck that guy

freackthehopeful: falkner: someone bought an entire page of ad...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:07:43 -0300

freackthehopeful:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

Be great for getting signed.

Thank that person.

zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:05:26 -0300

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

riker-wears-a-skant: interstellargeek: zombiedogdoes: All...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:04:46 -0300

riker-wears-a-skant:

interstellargeek:

zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…

—-

-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!

OH MY GOD

LET THAT POKEMON BECOME REAL.

THIS IS THE BEST OF THEM ALL

YES

MAKE IT DRAGON/PSYCHIC

GIMME THREE OF THEM

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:03:22 -0300

sevenplusfour:

sara-whats-her-face: krikanalo: flight-of-the-tumblbee: dumpsterfetus: the most masculine of all...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:50 -0300

sara-whats-her-face:

krikanalo:

flight-of-the-tumblbee:

dumpsterfetus:

the most masculine of all pokemon:

Excuse you

um screw you both here’s the true hero

Have I ever introduced you guys to Manking?

prussiancancer: dontaskwhy237: darkeonwarlord: Yahoo has gone...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:36 -0300

prussiancancer:

dontaskwhy237:

darkeonwarlord:

Yahoo has gone too far

we win